Month: May 2022

Lorraine wanted money 

Thought it was funny 

Jamie typing out his heart 

And starving for his art 

Now he works for a bank 

But she’s not here to thank 

She’s with a polo player 

In The Argentine

She’ll suck you in

She’ll put in sync with sin 

You can’t run for cover 

She’s a quicksand lover 

When she’s finished you off 

She’ll grin

Ann was a schoolgirl 

Dennis was a tennis star 

He’s married to a model now

He didn’t take Anne quite that far 

She has a heartache

She has a habit

And he has breakfast cereal on national TV

Lila wanted love

She thought William was the answer 

He said “I love you, too

Now come and meet this dancer 

Whips plus three’s the life I’ve led 

There’s the door, or here’s the bed”

So she went along for the ride